Masculinity
Why It's GREAT To Be A Guy...
Your last name stays put.One mood, all the time.Same work... more pay.
People never glance at your chest when you're talking to them.
Men Are Like...
... Computers.
Hard to figure out and never have enough memory.
Hard to figure out and never have enough memory.
.. Government Bonds.
They take way too long to mature.
They take way too long to mature.
.. Weather
Nothing can be done to change either one of them.
... Popcorn.
They satisfy you, but only for a little bit
They satisfy you, but only for a little bit
...Bank accounts.
Without a lot of money they don’t generate a lot of interest
Without a lot of money they don’t generate a lot of interest
Quotations about Men
If it can't be fixed by duct tape or WD-40, it's a female problem. ~Jason Love
When a man of forty falls in love with a girl of twenty, it isn't her youth he is seeking but his own. ~Lenore Coffee
Women speak because they wish to speak, whereas a man speaks only when driven to speech by something outside himself - like, for instance, he can't find any clean socks. ~Jean Kerr
Part of the reason that men seem so much less loving than women is that men's behavior is measured with a feminine ruler. ~Francesca M. Cancian
A man snatches the first kiss, pleads for the second, demands the third, takes the fourth, accepts the fifth - and endures all the rest. ~Helen Rowland
A gentleman is simply a patient wolf. ~Lana Turner
It's a man's world, and you men can have it. ~Katherine Anne Porter
Men were made for war. Without it they wandered greyly about, getting under the feet of the women, who were trying to organize the really important things of life. ~Alice Thomas Ellis
A lot of guys think the larger a woman's breasts are, the less intelligent she is. I don't think it works like that. I think it's the opposite. I think the larger a woman's breasts are, the less intelligent the men become. ~Anita Wise
The only difference between men and boys is the cost of their toys. ~Author Unknown
Give a man a free hand and he'll run it all over you. ~Mae West
Women are the right age for just a few years; men, for most of their lives. ~Mignon McLaughlin
Did you hear about the baby born with organs of both sexes? It had a penis and a brain. ~Author Unknown
Women may be able to fake orgasms, but men can fake whole relationships. ~James Shubert
What is the difference between men and women? A woman wants one man to satisfy her every need, and a man wants every woman to satisfy his one need. ~Author Unknown
If they can put one man on the moon why can't they put them all there? ~Chocolate Waters
Men want a woman whom they can turn on and off like a light switch. ~Ian Fleming
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