It is not good for man to be alone!
It is because of men that women dislike one another.
Women always worry about the things that men forget; men always worry about the things women remember.
Rata-rata wanita tidur lebih lama 1 jam daripada lelaki pada waktu malam.
Wanita mempunyai sel darah 1 juta lebih sedikit daripada laki- laki dan rata-rata berat otak laki-laki + 1,4 Kg, wanita kurang dari itu.
Wanita mempunyai 75 % lebih banyak kelenjar keringat/peluh ( yang menghasilkan bau badan ) daripada laki-laki.
Kira-kira 48 % laki-laki mendengkur ketika tidur, hanya 22 % pada wanita.
Wanita memproduk dua juta sel telur selama hidupnya mulai usia 4 bulan ketika masih dikandung, laki-laki terus memproduksi sperma hingga usia tua.
Wanita rata-rata 153 detik berada di toilet, laki-laki 113 detik.
Female Brain
Different between women and men.
A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need.
Female Brain
Different between women and men.
- Smart man + smart woman = romance
- Smart man + dumb woman = pregnancy
- Dumb man + smart woman = affair
- Dumb man + dumb woman = marriage
A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need.
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
Women Material Safety Data Sheet.
In the world of womens, one single rule applies: Make the woman happy.
Do something she likes and Don.t do something she dislikes.
You stay by her side the entire party
You listen, displaying a concerned expression
You can Spot they are Female when..:
KIDNEYS: Female, because they always go to the bathroom in pairs.
SPONGES: Female, because they are soft and squeezable and retain water.
WEB PAGE: Female, because it is always getting hit on.
HOURGLASS: Female, because over time, the weight shifts to the bottom.
REMOTE CONTROL: Female...Ha!...you thought I'd say male. But consider, it gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know the right buttons to push, he keeps trying.
CRITIC: Female, What, this needs to be explained?
RULES : Female. The Female always makes THE RULES.THE RULES are subject to change without notice.
Quotations about Women
Women like silent men. They think they're listening. ~Marcel Achard
Women cannot complain about men anymore until they start getting better taste in them. ~Bill Mahe
The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.
Women are always beautiful. ~Ville Valo
Next to the wound, what women make best is the bandage. ~Jules Barbey d'Aurevilly
Women really do rule the world. They just haven't figured it out yet. When they do, and they will, we're all in big big trouble. ~"Doctor Leon,"
Every woman is wrong until she cries, and then she is right - instantly. ~Sam Slick
Women dress alike all over the world: they dress to be annoying to other women. ~Elsa Schiaparelli
A woman wears her tears like jewelry.
The girls that are always easy on the eyes are never easy on the heart. ~Author Unknown
No matter how happily a woman may be married, it always pleases her to discover that there is a nice man who wishes that she were not. ~H.L. Mencken
PS: The hands who swing the cradle will shaken the world..Malay Proverb.
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